MOMMA: Okay, we can watch Elmo.
DADDA: Ohhh, why don't you watch Border Wars?
MOMMA: Brian.
CHRISTOPHER: Yeh, Momma, we watch Border Whores.
(Insert 5 minutes of laughing here.)
CHRISTOPHER: Momma! I wanna watch Border Whores!
MOMMA: No, Christopher, it's called Border Wars. It's about the Border Patrol in Texas and you wouldn't like it. It's a grown-up show. It's not like Elmo. Let's watch Elmo.
CHRISTOPHER: No Momma! I want Border Whores! Border Whores! Border Whores! Bord-
MOMMA: Bagels! I have bagels for breakfast.
CHRISTOPHER: Yeah! Bagles and Border Whores! Yeah!!!
DADDA: Well, I'm off to work.
MOMMA: Thanks.
Maybe it really is more Nature than Nurture. Who knew?
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